#NNNYNTK - Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know

Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.

Here's what nuggets we found this week!

Honorable Mention: Ontario man can't collect lottery prize after he forgets where he bought ticket 

9 - Texas pastor sentenced to 35 years after stealing three churches

8 - Florida man, 73, defends alleged naked stroll through park during arrest: 'There are nude beaches in Florida' 

7 - Woman faces 30 years in prison after bong water is found during Minnesota traffic stop 

6 - Reported birth of rare white buffalo calf in Yellowstone park fulfills Lakota prophecy 

5 - One of the world’s oldest penguins, 30, has chick with her boy toy, 4 — and they are ‘devoted to each other’ 

4 - Skateboarding cat breaks speed record in China 

3 - A cat just earned his doctorate from a Vermont university 

2 - Angry ex-hostess at NY hotspot Tao dumps poop into restaurant’s koi pond, causes $3K in damage: suit 

1 - Post-surgery patient’s colon falls out of his body following a ‘forceful’ sneeze