Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention - Upset KFC customer shoots employee after restaurant runs out of corn
9 - Gabriel Iglesias Hosts $100K Quinceanera for His Canine Queen
8 - Teen Discovers Anonymous Cyberbully Who Harassed Her For A Year Was Her Mother
7 - Royal Mail strikes leaves kinky sex-starved Brits dildo-less at Christmas
6 - Man with swollen testicle discovers ‘dancing’ worms living inside
5 - Serial thief stole £500 worth of condoms during £4k shoplifting spree
4 - Groom covered in bruises after naked bachelor party — days before wedding
3 - Florida man accused of hitting wife with Christmas tree after asked to help with dinner
2 - 2-year-old boy rescued after being swallowed by hippo
1 - Bloke kicked off flight for saying 'penis' as crew detail 'verbally abusive' behaviour