Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention - I’m a professional baby namer: Rich parents pay me $10K to do it for them
9 - Chicago Hoarder Arrested One Year After Mother and Sister Were Found Buried in Back Yard
8 - Cheetos lure hungry javelina into an unexpected ride in Arizona
7 - Texas beachgoers harass stranded dolphin to death
6 - ‘Smoking Roach’ snuffs out ‘Pizza Rat’ as NYC’s grossest vermin
4 - Electric shock to penis may cure premature ejaculation
3 - I suffered a scary, sexually transmitted allergic reaction to nuts
2 - Bloke gets 2kg dumbbell stuck up his bum and medics have to remove it with their hands
1 - Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard