Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention - Med student says she stuck patient twice with needle after he mocked her pronoun pin
9 - Canada’s ‘maple syrup heist’ thief must repay millions for sweet stolen goods
8 - Swedish court dishes out justice after judge steals meatballs
7 - Man dies after crashing his car into 11-foot gator
6 - Woman busts boyfriend at strip club, hops on stage and dumps the bum
5 - Man jumps fence, strips, tries to climb onto private plane at Midway International Airport
4 - I gave my husband a cake to celebrate his vasectomy
3 - Florida woman impregnated by doctor’s sperm awarded $5.25M in damages by jury
2 - Man pees on snacks at gas station after credit card gets declined
1 - Man’s penis turns black and oozes smelly discharge after injecting it with cocaine