Honorable Mention - New Jersey mayor admits to getting drunk at party, removing his pants, and passing out in an employee's bed
9 - New homeowner finds corpse of former resident still in the house
8 - Moviegoers get sick after drinking cocktails contaminated with cleaning fluid
7 - Dogs rescued after California man was arrested and accused of performing canine c-sections in his kitchen
6 - Virginia postal worker rented a storage unit to hold all the mail that he never delivered
5 - A dog owner bought a $6 million Big Game ad for the veterinary school that saved his dog's life
4 - New Mexico man agreed to pay prostitute with burger (but she was an undercover cop)
3 - Police say that the DNA left in a sock lead to arrest of a Florida gang member
2 - Detroit woman accused of biting off 1-inch part of man's tongue while kissing
1 - Feral, invasive, herpes-infected monkeys have made their way into Jacksonville, Florida