I'm not trying to be dramatic, but this is totally a case where you abandon your house down and start all over BECAUSE SNAKE.
A man in Kansas was on his way out of his house when he couldn't find his keys.
Thinking they may have slipped in the couch, Justin Bailey began rummaging through the cushions.
Unfortunately he didn't find his keys.....BUT HE DID FIND A SIX-FOOT BOA CONSTRICTOR.
Bailey called 911 and Melvin Linot, a volunteer firefighter who happens to love snakes, was brought in to help capture the snake.
Linot said the snake was gentle and is assumed to be someone's pet.