Honorable Mention - Coyotes may have attacked two different people from Chicago twice this week
9 - 88-year-old Maine man attacked by rabid fox
8 - Las Vegas firefighters discover illegal gas station in the backyard of a home
7 - Texas woman assaulted by boyfriend after complaining about his flatulence
6 - Drivers surprised by roadside sign that asks people to "send nudes"
5 - Taco Bell to start offering a $100,000 salary for some managers
4 - Northern Irish woman who married 300-year-old pirate ghost divorced spirit because he was "using her" as an energy source
3 - Bessemer, Michigan voters have voted to spend $3,400 to purchase a device to smell marijuana plants
2 - Athletes will sleep on recycled cardboard bed frames at 2020 Tokyo Olympics
1 - The first human composting site is set to open in Seattle