Honorable Mention - Michigan man used F-150 for the base of a giant banana car
9 - Ohio woman calls 9-1-1 and pretends to order pizza in order to report domestic assault
8 - The card game UNO decides to remove blue and red cards due to political party affiliations
7 - Tom Hanks just found out that he is 6th cousins with Mr. Rogers
6 - North Carolina nail technician butchered deer on the floor of the nail salon
5 - City in Indonesia hopes to get kids away from their computers and phones by giving them chickens and seeds
4 - Dog in South Africa befriends baby giraffe after it was abandoned at birth
3 - Australia is bringing its favorite big-breasted whale back to Canberra
2 - Ukraine accuses Russia of returning ships "stripped of toilets" and everything else inside
1 - Doctor saves man's life by sucking urine from his bladder for 37 minutes in mid-flight emergency