Honorable Mention - Wichita Falls man accused of avoiding repo man by selling pickup's parts on Facebook
9 - Jim Leavelle, the lawman seen at Lee Harvey Oswald’s side in famous picture, has died at age 99
8 - Actor Matthew McConaughey has been named as a professor at University of Texas
7 - "Huge drugs bust" at Gatwick train station turns out to just be vegan cake mix
6 - Man lights up cigarette during armed robbery in St. Louis and refuses to hand over any belongings
5 - DARPA, a top secret government agency, is in immediate need of an underground lair
4 - Spanish fan calls police over saxophone band that he didn't think was "pure jazz"
3 - Nashville realtor includes a photo of himself engaged in a sex act when he lists a home for sale online
2 - Russian tradition in which cosmonauts urinate on a wheel before take-off will end because their new spacesuits don't have a fly
1 - Man sues Popeyes over sold-out chicken sandwich