Honorable Mention - Arby's trolls vegans and Impossible Burger fans by making "carrots" made entirely of meats
9 - Reservations for Taco Bell’s hotel in Palm Springs sold out in 2 minutes
8 - Woman falsely reported that her husband killed her
7 - Oregon deputies pull 57 electric scooters and bikes from Portland river amid growing fears that their batteries could leak into the water
6 - Drunk man thinks woman is stealing is his car and ends up stealing her's and wrecking it
5 - Air Canada passenger claims she was left on plane when crew forgot about her
4 - Catholic bishop plans to spray city with holy water from helicopter to exorcise demons that are terrorizing their port
3 - Man breaks into Sheriff's office through window and brings donuts as peace offering
2 - Darth Viktorovych Vader is running for a seat in the Ukrainian parliament
1 - Fugitive "attack squirrel" owner arrested in Alabama after chase