Honorable Mention - Man says Florida villa he bought at government auction turned out to be a foot-wide piece of land
9 - Country Time is paying kids' fines and lobbying for legalizing lemonade stands as cops shut them down across the country
8 - Testing of sewage confirms rise in marijuana use in Washington after legalization
7 - Judge rules that Michigan man that won $80 million lottery must split it with ex-wife
6 - People all over Kansas City report strange orbs in the sky, so people obviously think it's aliens
5 - Study finds that lost wallets are more likely to be returned if they have money in them
4 - Bronx paralegal is arrested after dropping 24 bags of crack and 16 vials of heroin on the floor of the DA's office
3 - Study finds that 33% of women have gone on a date for a free meal
2 - Woman tries to poison her fiance with eye drops like she saw in Wedding Crashers
1 - Russell Crowe bought a $35k dinosaur head from Leonardo DiCaprio