Honorable Mention - Tokyo artist creates record-setting wedding proposal by planning route on Google Earth that spelled "Marry Me"
9 - Twitter freaks out after Gillette posts bikini picture of plus-size model
8 - Police say Florida man stole $300 worth of goods from Kmart after buying $8 million island the week before
7 - People wisely attempt to dry off baseball field by pouring gasoline on it and lighting it on fire
6 - Dentist office in fight with neighbors after creating Playboy bunny Easter display
5 - Woman panics and crashes her car after finding spider in the front seat
4 - Doctors remove 4 bees from under Taiwanese woman's eyelids that were feeding on her tears
3 - Someone is taking wheels off of police cars in Jackson while someone else is leaving mashed potatoes everywhere
2 - Tennis court for wheelchair tennis event was built on a slope in Australia
1 - Daycare center in Louisiana may be shutdown after group of toddlers escape and wander down highway