Here's another "don't do drugs" PSA for you all.
Thirty-one-year-old Cory Michael Phillips was found high, naked and in a very biting mood during a drug trip.
Virginia police say Phillips had been smoking in his home when he picked up his Labrador retriever and bit it on the ears and chest.
He then ran outside, pushing over his neighbor and as reports started rolling in, cops found Phillips naked on the street.
An off-duty FBI agent ended up in the scuffle, resulting in him also getting a few bites to his neck.
Eventually, police pepper-sprayed Phillips, taking him to the hospital where he was arrested on several charges.