Honorable Mention - Macomb County clerk suggested fecal-eating worms for office toilets
9 - Giant python discovered among Texas Goodwill donations
8 - South Carolina prisoners make $35,000 in a nude photo scam
7 - Carnival cruise ship violently tilts to one side at sea for a full minute
6 - Iowa pastor preaches from bulletproof pulpit with magnetic gun mount called The Sermonator
5 - NYPD seeks subway manspreader who assaulted elderly rider
4 - Students find out they’re both having sex with male teacher, so they his tell wife
3 - Airports suggest making plane landing emoji a little less "crash-y"
2 - Four held over theft of dead man’s eyes from Chinese hospital
1 - O.J. Simpson dresses as a gynecologist named Dr. Seymour Bush for Halloween in Las Vegas