(Robert Kazee - Courtesy of Laurel County Sheriff's Office)
Ah, yes.
If you were looking for a sign to finally call Cunning Dental...
This is your sign.
And this is also your sign that we've got a very interesting new #MugshotOfTheDay to talk about....
It all started when police responded to a call that a man was “walking down the road, screaming and causing a disturbance” on Monday.
But where most stories end, this one begins...
So, the cops show up to the disturbance call and find Robert Kazee still just hangin' out in the middle of the road.
(Why did the Kazee cross the road? To find the rest of his teeth?) Moving on...
Police walk up and tell him he's under arrest, but if you couldn't tell by the mugshot... Kazee just isn't the type of man to give up without a fight.
So, what's the best thing to do when you're about to fight someone and you want them to really know how serious it's about to get?
That's right. You take off your clothes.
And that's just what he did.
He took off his shirt and attempted to fight the officers arresting him.
Unfortunately for Kazee, he lost the fight. Shirtless... And toothless.
He was finally taken to the Laurel County Detention Center. And according to the Laurel County Sheriff's Office, he is now being charged with two counts of third-degree assault of a police officer, public intoxication, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, menacing, (and bad breath.)
Read the full story at Lexington Herald Leader