(Maricopa County Sheriff's Office)
Police in Tempe, Arizona arrested a man after he walked into a Walmart naked while high on meth.
Officers were called around 10pm on July 4th to come pick up 49-year-old Robert Kanoff, who had been walking around the store before he was taken away.
When they arrived, they found Kanoff across the street wearing only a pair of shoes. Kanoff was also wearing drawn on dark blue eye makeup and glitter all over his face.
Maricopa County Sheriff’s spokesperson said that Kanoff had been dropped off by two people who "thought it would be funny for him to be naked."
Kanoff admitted to doing drugs before his glittery nude escapade. He also admitted to carrying meth with him into the Walmart.
He was charged with indecent exposure, public sexual indecency, disorderly conduct, and possession of a dangerous drug.
Documents show that just one week prior to his arrest Kanoff had just finished a court-mandated drug program for a January 2016 drug possession.
Looks like he's on his way back now. What do we always say? Don't do meth!
Meth, Walmart, and nudity. The perfect storm.