(Photo: Waldo County Jail)
When 27 year-old Brian Fogg was discovered by police - stuck in his car in a ditch - he panicked.
The situation didn't exactly scream "sobriety," especially in the eyes of any rational law enforcement representative.
As it happens, the police questioned Fogg and began to suspect he might be inebriated. But when they pressed to give him a field sobriety test, what did he do?
He punched himself in the face.
Three times.
Shockingly, the ruse worked (albeit only temporarily), and the officers opted to seek medical treatment instead of employing the test.