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Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.
Here's what nuggets we found this week!
Honorable Mention: High steaks heist: Beef bandits steal 400 cases of meat in cargo truck theft in Southwest Philadelphia
9: Cruise line breaks world record with pizza party aboard multiple boats
8: Man cited for speeding through northeast Nebraska to get Raising Cane’s
7: Teacher Fired for Playing Candy Crush Saga Over an Hour a Day at Work
5: Florida man camps in Walgreens bathroom, allegedly steals snacks
4: More than 400 people applied to adopt a potty-mouthed parrot in N.Y.
3: 300 Million-Year-Old 'Jellyfish' Fossil Is Actually A Sea Anemone
2: Yosemite guests scolded by National Park Service IG over toilet paper
1: La Grange Attempted Murder Suspect Urinated On Church Statue