Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.
Here's what nuggets we found this week!
Honorable Mention - Parents fuming after Montreal-area teacher allegedly lists students' art for sale online
9 - Bizarre reason farmer uses sexy lingerie on their watermelons despite online ridicule
8 - Caught at border with pythons in his pants, New York City man fined and sentenced to probation
7 - Woman allegedly stole thousands of dollars worth of gum in Orange County
6 - Alabama prisoner’s brain missing after UAB autopsy, says family
5 - A loophole got him a free New York hotel stay for five years. Then he claimed to own the building
4 - Virginia woman arrested for swinging medieval sword at police officer and neighbor
3 - Bag containing $30,000 left behind on New York train
1 - Doctors shocked over patient who shoved batteries into his penis — then 3 of them got stuck