Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.
Here's what nuggets we found this week!
Honorable Mention: ‘Florida Man’ transcends meme, becomes full-fledged competitive event
9 - I kept hearing clicking and rustling in my ear — doctors found a spider
7 - Florida Uber driver kept stolen rental car running for 3 weeks to avoid payments, deputies say
5 - DC firefighter fired after stopping for Chick-fil-A while on emergency call
4 - Michigan woman mauled by ‘stressed’ Rottweiler after she fed him a THC gummy
3 - Cup Noodles Will Be Microwavable for the First Time in 50 Years Thanks to New Cup Design
2 - Amouranth reveals beer company wants her “pap smear” to brew new flavor
1 - College Football Fan Kicked Out of Houston State Bearkats Game Over 'Ballsy' Costume
Bonus - Married man allegedly tried to hire prostitute for threesome with miniature horse