Every Friday, we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and dub them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know.
Here's what nuggets we found this week!
Honorable Mention: Ancient-human fossils sent to space: scientists slam ‘publicity stunt’
#9 Clogged casino machines net worker $84,564, federal charges
#8 Woman accidentally swallowed an AirPod
#7 Taco Bell sign falls on car trapping a person inside in Crowley
#6 World's oldest stripper, 66, had women 'passing out’ and ‘crying’ as he tore clothes off
#5 Pop-up bar for homeless? Denver police investigating
#4 ‘Laziest Citizen’ contest has people lying down for 20 days — and counting
#3 Ontario woman receives package of 1,020 condoms she says she never ordered
#2 Beaverton serial flasher sentenced to 90 months in prison for public indecency
#1 HR manager accused of sending worker penis-shaped cake in harassment suit