Every Friday we bring you the stories that have slipped through the cracks and we dubbed them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here's what we found:
Honorable Mention: China fines comedy troupe $2m for joke about the military
9 - Bouncy castle king jailed for burning down rivals
8 - German surgeon fired after getting hospital cleaner to assist amputation
7 - IT worker sues her boss believing 'xx' in email were kisses
6 - Mystery ‘poop’ rains down on cars in drive-thru
5 - 'Peeping goat' captured in New Jersey, gets new home
4 - Scots police officer bitten on testicles by 'dangerous dog' as owner fined
3 - Unconscious man rescued with 9 rings ‘strangling’ penis, scrotum: ‘Rare case’
2 - Diamond ring found in Rogers wastewater treatment plant returned to owner after nearly 13 years
1 - I had a rock in my eye for 50 years — doctors dismissed my concerns