Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped through the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention: Lawyer misspent $10M of firm’s money partying at Las Vegas Strip resort
9 - Bloomington man reportedly set own car on fire to stop people from stealing from it
8 - Child grabbing ball finds ‘body’ in creek. It was really a sex doll
7 - Passenger gets naked, bites flight attendant, insists they’re all going to die
6 - German ballet director suspended after smearing dog feces in critic's face
5 - Murderer tries to escape maximum security prison disguised as a sheep
4 - Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties
3 - PETA offers to replace the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile’s stolen catalytic converter on one condition
2 - Suspected paedo 'cut own penis off with machete and stored it in jar to swerve jail'
1 - Porn star: ‘Penis’ starfish causes a tidal wave of dirty jokes