Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention: Looking to watch porn in Louisiana? Expect to hand over your ID
8 - Melted butter clogs historic canal and storm drains after dairy plant fire in Wisconsin
7 - Burglars call 911 to get help moving stuff
6 - Hillsborough detention deputy was bringing pot brownies into jail for inmates
5 - Pigeon wearing crystal meth 'like a backpack' caught inside B.C. prison yard
4 - Hong Kong to lift year-long ban on hamster imports
3 - Boy, 13, told he may lose his foot after trying to 'crush vape pen like a Coke can'
2 - Childs Toy Made A Joke About A Drive By Shooting
1 - Poor taxidermy making 'fattypuses' and 'platysausages' out of Australian animals