#NNNYNTK- Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know

Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:

Honorable Mention - 50 wheels of contraband cheese seized by U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers

9 - World's oldest heart found in prehistoric fish

8 - Trail of slime leads German customs to bags of giant snails

7 - Man uses telemarketer settlement money to launch new downtown business venture called 'the wrong number'

6 - Airline returns woman’s lost bag containing prosthetic leg after 12 days

5 - Tractor Trailer Overturns, Spilling Truckload of Vibrators on Mustang Road

4 - Completely naked bloke rescued after falling 300ft in a ravine and getting stuck

3 - Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks

2 - Woman claims Subway sandwich had feces on it

1 - Nursing home hires stripper for seniors in wheelchairs