Every Friday we bring you stories that have slipped though the cracks and we call them the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know. Here are the stories we found:
Honorable Mention - Woman jailed for covering Newport pot shop in teriyaki sauce
9 - Twerking Florida woman accused of exposing herself to kids at pool
8 - Couple break into church on first date to play piano — and steal Bibles
7 - Honeymooner among 176 busted in prostitution sting
6 - Drunk prostitute bites chunk out of tourist's ear before swallowing it in front of him
5 - Sleeping man cuts off his genitals — while dreaming of chopping meat
3 - Australian hotel chain offers ‘love lounges’ designed to ‘revolutionize’ guests’ lovemaking
2 - Woman mortified after hotel she booked for family turns out to be 'sex hotel'
1 - Elderly woman slaps male flight attendant who confiscated her gin