Here's a News Nugget-worthy story we're bringing to you early on a Monday. 28-year-old Oklahoma woman Emily Owings was pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt, but she decided not to cooperate with the cops and led them on a high speed chase into a neighborhood.
When she was first pulled over, a truly bizarre conversation was recorded on the police body cam. It went a little something like this:
Officer: Your license is suspended.
Owings: Why?
Officer: I don't know.
Owings: I didn't know that.
Officer: Now, I'm waiting to see if you have warrants through Woods County.
Owings: But I have to poop so bad.
Owings: It's my birthday. It's my f***ing birthday. Why won't you just let me go?
Officer: Because your license is suspended!
Owings: I'm sorry I didn't know. Otherwise I won't drive no more, but can I please go home and go poop?
The officer tried to place Owings under arrest, but she yelled, "F*** you guys!" and sped off. Officers chased her as she blew through stop signs and a school zone until she eventually gave up.
The poop conversation was not over though. "Can I poop in your car, man?" she said to one of the officers. He replied, "You could've already been on your way to jail!"
Owings shot back, "Yeah, but not pooping!" After searching her car police found a pipe with meth inside of it. Meth, not even once people.