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Honorable Mention - Man From Democracy Manifest Video Breaks His Silence On What Happened That Day
9 - People are accidentally throwing out their stimulus payments — because they look like junk mail
8 – Monkeys 'escape with COVID-19 samples' after attacking lab assistant
7- Key West high school seniors celebrate commencement with 'jet ski graduation'
6-Texas principal travels 1,500 miles to honor each of his graduating seniors
5- 'Uncle Bunky' of viral obituary fame inspires new beer
4- Savannah woman, brother OK after turtle strikes car window
3- Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house
2-Huge post-coronavirus orgy planned to end ‘longest dry spell in all of history’
1-'Smut and Eggs' restaurant faces uphill battle after hosting stripper event illegally