Alright, well if you are still here then I guess you might actually like The Bachelorette.
Or, you might be a masochist.
Or, you might very, very, verrryyy lonely.
Or, you might love watching people make a a complete fool of themselves.
Or, this may be the first episode you've ever watched or listened to, and if that is the case, RUN! Run far, far away and don't stop running!
Trust me. Please, please, please trust me and just avoid it at all costs.
Don't say you weren't warned...
This week it got real when Becca and Tia sat down and talked about Colton and who he has kissed and who he hasn't slept with.
Then, Jordan (once again) reminded us about how beautiful he is and how he is just perfect in every way.
And then there was the Chicken Man. Oh, David. Sweet, sweet David. David was hospitalized. Because he got his face busted. By the ground. When he fell out of bed. Onto his face. Yep.
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