I'm going to make an educated guess and say that this is probably a joke, buuuuuut let's talk about this latest monstrosity by Arby's.
Now, I like Arby's, but this....uh...invention is something very few people would order.
Meet the Megetable, or Meat Vegetable...the first offering being the Marrot, a carrot made of, surprise, MEAT.
The product is made from sous vide cooked turkey breast, coated in dried carrot juice powder and cooked in the oven.
Arby's claims the Marrot is both a good source Vitamin A and protein.
Check out the commercial for it below: