Porch pirates are absolute trash bags human beings...I mean they aren't murderer level bad of course, but there is a circle of hell reserved for them for sure.
However, a video of this specific Florida thief is sort of impressive...if only for his perseverance.
The man was caught on a doorbell camera trying to steal a large box of patio furniture which was so large, he couldn't fit it in his small car.
I mean he gave it the old college effort...he moves his front seat up and throws his full body weight against it to try and shove it in.
The video cuts out before we see if he's successful, but it's been reported that the suspect drove off when the homeowner caught him and was later found and arrested.
Check it out below: