Beto O'Rourke's Strange 1988 Poem: 'I need a butt shine'


Some alarming discoveries have come back to haunt Texas congressman Beto O'Rourke amid his campaign launch for a 2020 presidential run.

It was recently revealed Beto had membership in the hacking group "Cult of the Dead Cow" where he wrote bad poems and short murder fantasies.

Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord," a young Beto authors the poem "The Song of the Cow" in 1988.

The poem is... weird. Read it below.

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

The Daily Caller provided the following screengrab of the entire poem:

The Song of the Cow (screengrab)

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