A bedazzled pigeon.
On the streets of Peoria.
And he doesn't seem to mind wearing his fashionable flight suit one bit.
According to Fox 8, a woman found this fancy flyboy on her back patio last week. When the bird wouldn't fly away, she realized that he was probably domesticated.
(The fact that he was wearing a rhinestone vest that was designed to catch his poop may have been another clue that he was a pet... But what do I know?)
So, she picked him up and took him over to Jody Kieran's bird rescue, Fallen Feathers.
Since then, Fallen Feathers has taken to Facebook to try to find the fabulous flyer's family.