What do you get when you combine spray paint and a spatula?
You get the story of Glenn Allen Casdorph.
St. Albans police got a call about a domestic violence report at Casdorph's home. When they got there, they found him sitting on a bench in the front yard.
What did he look like?
Well, pretty much like he does in this picture. (Which I think looks like some sort of demented Halloween Ronald McDonald...) His face was covered in silver spray paint and he had a big steel bar in his hands.
When police made their way inside, they found his mom, Robin, who had blood all over her shirt.
Where was the blood coming from?
Her son beat her in the head with a spatula.
According to WCHS, police know that Cadorph often huffs paint, and this is not their first interaction with him.
He is being held in South Central Regional Jail on a $10,000 or 10 percent cash bond.