(Mary Ellen Stewart - Courtesy of Pinellas County)
Oh Shannon, Shannon, Shannon...
You're too young to be acting like this already. Plus, when did you have time to do this before the show?
(Wait... That's not Shannon... My bad. There's just so many similarities, and I just assumed...)
(Let me try that again.)
Oh Mary Ellen, Mary Ellen, Mary Ellen...
We understand that life can be difficult sometimes, but that is no reason to pull your breasts out and drink box wine in public.
Yes, we know you are 81 years old and should be allowed to do whatever you please, but you're better than that, Mary Ellen.
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