Listen, there's not a lot to write for this...
Partly because I literally don't know what to tell you, and partly because the video pretty much tells you all you need to know.
Naomi 'SexyCyborg' Wu has created wearable fiber optic breast implants that allow her to illuminate her breasts internally.
Does she use them as night lights?
We don't know.
Can she sync them to music?
We also don't know.
What we do know, though, is that the world never knew it was going to get fiber optic breast implants, but now it very much has them.