We are almost there!
This marathon of misery is coming to an end!
We have reached the "Men Tell All" episode and, wouldn't you know it, it was absolutely insufferable.
For once, it wasn't Colton talking about his virginity that was so interesting. Instead, it was him speaking as if there had only ever been one narcissist. Like it was an ancient villain or character. I know that doesn't make any sense. That's because it didn't make any sense.
Jordan also came back... (Or, for those that enjoy the pain of this show... Jordan also came back!!!)
Jordan still loves himself.
That's it. He just reemphasized that.
The guys were also pretty upset with David because, apparently, it isn't cool to be a bully on a reality show that is totally fake and produced to be the most excruciating story of "love" that has ever existed.
This season just needs to end already...
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