Florida RoundUp: Pool Shaving, Captain Kirk, & Meth

Oh, Florida, we take you for granted.

Day after day, week after week, year after year, you continue to provide for us.

Crazy swamp people?  You have them.

Idiotic beach-goers?  You have them.

Social media gold?  You have so, so much of it.

That bring us to our Florida RoundUp.

First, we have leg shaving lady.

Shaving your legs is not weird.  Most would say it is preferred.

Shaving your legs in public is weird.  Most would say so.

Shaving your legs in a public pool that is full of little kids is super weird.  Everyone (except this lady, apparently) would agree.


Who does this?  Who thinks to do this?  Who brings a razor to the pool in the first place?  


Read the full story at Orlando Sentinel

James Bundrick - Pinellas County Jail

(James Bundrick - Courtesy of Pinellas County Jail)

Talk about a fall from grace.

One day you're the captain of the USS Enterprise and the next day you're masturbating at a bus stop in Florida.

"James Tiberius Kirk" was arrested on Monday after Clearwater police responded to a call about a man touching himself inappropriately.

When police got there, they found the man doing just that.

When they asked him what his name was, he identified himself as the famous Star Trek character, James Tiberius Kirk.

Ultimately, he was identified as James Bundrick, and was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and providing a false name to law enforcement.

Read the full story at Fox News

Crystal Methvin - Courtesy of St. Johns County Sheriff's Office

(Crystal Methvin - Courtesy of St. Johns County Sheriff's Office)

I'm not sure this is what they mean when they say "living up to your name."

Crystal Methvin was arrested over the weekend in St. Augustine for...*come on, you get one guess...that's right!*...possession of crystal meth.


Police responded to a tip about three people hanging out in a car in a parking lot.  

After a search of the car, police found crystal meth and other drug paraphernalia.

Big surprise, this isn't the first time she's been busted for drug possession.

Read the full story at New York Post

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