Some things are just sort of impressive. Disgusting, but impressive.
Let's set the stage shall we?
On Monday night, a Canadian woman visited her local Tim Hortons in Langely, British Colombia.
For those that don't know, Tim Hortons is a huge fast food chain in Canada that's famous for its coffee and donuts, but that have a bunch of other fare like breakfast wraps, soups, sandwiches, etc.
So when she showed up, she likely wanted one of those things. Or not....
Well, something didn't go according to plan because according to security footage, the woman can be seen angrily gesturing at employees behind the counter. According to several sources, the woman was denied use of the bathroom because she didn't make a purchase.
Whatever employees had to say didn't satisfy her so she really decided to make her point, by dropping her pants, leaning on a half wall, and taking a poop right on the floor. (If you look closely, you'll see another patron sitting just behind the half wall where she pooped....and he doesn't move, at all, during the entire encounter.)
If that weren't enough, she picked UP the poop and flung it at employees, then took some napkins and wiped her butt and threw THAT at staff too! Hence our story title. (Apologies to Dr. Seuss.)
Police caught up with the angry pooper in the parking lot where she was arrested.
She was later released and is expected to be in court soon, once the prosecution considers exactly what to charge her with.
**WARNING...The video MAY disturb you**