And here we all were, thinking Delta was the exception, the one good airline left.
Apparently, even they aren't safe from the crazies.
It all went down on a flight from London to Salt Lake City, Utah.
30,000 feet over the planet, Sarah Maria Beach lost it.
Martin Nicholls was on the flight and saw it all.
"She literally sprinted down the end. And I mean she's only a small woman, really. Everyone’s becoming very concerned because, I thought, we're at 30-odd thousand feet over the sea. What if she tried to open the door? She couldn't get to the back door but then she ran again."
She then threw coffee at the ceiling of the cabin, getting it all over other passengers.
Finally, the air marshals were asked to intervene. They were able to calm her down for a bit, taking her back to the bathroom a few times. That's when she lost it again.
The complaint laid it out.
“After she finished in the bathroom the third time, she jumped on the back of one of the air marshals and placed her hands on his head, neck and jawline."
She was charged with misdemeanor assault and ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation.
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And then there was the fondly racist.
Jacob A. Garcia was on a plane from Miami to Chicago when he decided that he wanted to delay that flight.
What was his method for delaying the flight?
He went with the classic combo of fondling a woman in front of her boyfriend and making racial slurs to another passenger, all whilst sporting a douchey mustache.
Police broke up the situation, using a Taser on the man when he refused to comply.
Garcia was removed from the American Airlines flight and taken to Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center where he was charged with battery, depriving an officer of a firearm, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct.
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