Sacramento, Beware! The Gumball Bandit Is On The Loose!

The Gumball Bandit.

Don't you dare laugh.  He is a man to be feared!

Well, if you are a gumball machine...

Yep, this doofus decided that he was going to break into Front Street Animal Shelter in Sacramento and steal their (you guessed it) gumball machine.

He was literally just feet away from a donation box full of cash, but instead chose to remain focused on the gumball machine.

I guess you can applaud him for his determination and perseverance, you know, if you really wanna give this dummy some sort of credit.

Nah.  Never mind.  He's just an idiot. 

Read the full story at SF Gate

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