A 50-year-old man was arrested in Santa Rosa yesterday morning after police found him at a high school wearing only a t-shirt and a plastic bag wrapped around his genitals.
William David Miessner had covered his hand and his nether-region with blue paint before officers found him around 9:00 am near a basement door at Santa Rosa High School.
The naked blue man allegedly spoke to one student, but staffers were able to keep him from getting too close and from getting into classrooms.
Miessner was busted for meth, entering a school campus with intent to interfere, and presenting a fake ID to officers.
This guy is 50?! What the hell has he been doing his whole life?!
To end up naked and blue with a bag around your junk at a high school is not a good place to be, especially when you're 50.
Drug will do bad things to you, people.