Do you love cheese?  How about for Valentine's Day??

As humans, we are scent driven.  We even select our partners subconsciously through scent (insert Beans, Beans the Magical Fruit song here).  But for myself, this doesn't mean I want a chunk of cheese harvested from my beloved's toe jam, armpit, mouth or belly button bacteria so I can smell and think about them throughout the day.

With Valentine's Day on the horizon, please, for the love of your mother, don't even think you'll be turning on the red light (if you know what I'm saying) with this type of gift ... the gift of Human Cheese.

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